Monday.February 04.2002 |
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We are Agents Parrot and Normal. We investigate things that don't want to be investigated. We turn the stones that others leave unturned. If you've experienced a phenomenon you can't explain, a mystery you can't solve, or a flying object you can't identify, we're your man. And bird.
But be forewarned: There are things in this world that are better left unexplained. Like tofu. And Hanson. You may not like the answers we have to give, because in our experience, ignorance is bliss. But I digress. These are our case files. Peruse them at the risk of your own sanity. And DO NOT Allow them to fall into the hands of certain Federal agencies. Not because this information is classified... but because they like to make fun of us. And that hurts. |
| "Parrot/Normal Investigations" is copyright 2002 by Lee Adam Herold, all rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication is prohibited. |